Need I say anymore?
Not me. The boy.
And no, nobody farted on his pillow.
I suppose it's just a side effect of having playgroup with many kids-either that or he went down the slide after a kid wearing split pants (i joke, i joke). So, if anyone needs me, I will be sanitizing the shit out of everything washable for the next few days. Antibiotic drops will be started tonight, and I hope NZ and I can keep from getting it too!