That aside we've got issues.
Specifically, aiming issues.
He's a big boy. He stands like "da big boys do, right dad?"
Problem is, mama doesn't like cleaning up the walls and floor around the toilet every time he stands like the big boys. A stool helped temporarily. Then he decided to put one foot on the stool and one on the floor to pee--which then caused my bath towels to get shot.
I tried Cheerios. I ended up with a bowl full in my toilet and a toddler telling me we need to buy more.
I shared my woes with my family and this is what my sister came up with. She used her silhouette cameo to cut out vinyl adhesive excavators and cement mixers to adhere to my toilet bowls.
He was pumped to pee on the cement mixer and our overspray rate has decreased considerably.
I'm guessing bathtub decals would suffice as well if you don't have a crafty sister like mine. Just clean and dry your bowl, then adhere. I've cleaned over this one with no issues so far.
Fingers crossed this works!